Someone make Nick Cannon STOP WEARING THOSE FAKE TURBANS!

I watched the video and got all teary.

Da fuq is this idiot wearing on his head?

I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Amal is really pregnant with Jennifer Aniston’s twins.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

“turns out one of the guitar strings had gotten caught on her belly ring, and people yanking at the guitar almost tore it out”

I volunteer to check on him

I think he looks hot.

yearling caucasoid is great, if you can get it in season.

VH1 is running a Flavor of Love marathon RIGHT NOW, followed by an I Love New York marathon!!!! Like, they’re not even showing anything else until Sunday.

I love her and I don’t even care. Sure, she’s determined to show you how to spend three hours making perfect cinnamon rolls instead of just buying them or even getting the bake yourself kind at the super market (they come in cardboard tubes, Martha, and the frosting is chemical orange flavored like God intended). But…

only two?

And, Jeeza Louisa, who doesn’t love Lily Tomlin? Come at me.

This is like Kylie Jenner level art

i will not post the one where i look “nuts” but here’s this one:

You don’t enjoy cheap, badly made seams rubbing against your knees because the stirrups pull the crotch down so far you look like Cotton Hill?

What’s next? Jelly sandals?

We work hard -- we play hard.

The Bruins blew a 3-0 lead. People often forget this. Even harder to do than blowing a 3-1 lead, like the Warriors and Cubs did.