is this david?

mon laferte is giving me amy winehouse vibes, anyone else? 

what if i’m really really drunk?

i miss Eudora :(

and thighlights, i’ve gotten very into soccer/football lately

i hope so.

me too !

my husband was in the room when his brother was born i’m kind of grossed out, my mil “wanted them to be close” but you can be close without that mess.

sexxxxxy

we have the same mil.

i wish i could delete my in laws.

she has my vote, i know a great 6y.o if she needs a running mate

this year was ass. it has to end on a high note

i tried to vote before work i walked in and asked politely if they were open and those stuffy old turds just stared at me. I’m going on my walk home from work, i’m excited.

love you gramma !

she is thank you.

my grandma made waffles with strawberries when Obama won the 1st time.

yessssssssssss

does having a bigger butt make it more comfortable to sit on the toilet or anywhere else?