the 81-year-old

We do! We need much more Dragon Ball Super!

Winner.

Kirby copied the wrong “star” ally... Patrick Star...

bro, just admit that you didn’t get the original reference and move on

What I’m reading is that the Dev thinks that some people would consider parts of the game sexist and so felt it appropriate to put the warning label there; even if he personally doesn’t think there is sexism in the game.

Basically the trigger warning triggered people.

What in the Seven Hells has happened to the animation of Pokemon? Jesus, he’s never looked more bootleg then this, including actual bootlegs.

You shouldn’t; look what it evolves into.

Probably died of a broken heart seeing his empire crumbling.

Are we doing this? Because if we’re doing this then we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room:

That poor gamecube did nothing wrong!

And you cut it in half!

For something achievable with stickers!

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Not gonna lie, those are adorable.

I agree, most of them probably know jack-diddly about our gun laws.

I just played the demo and it is already the best kirby game to date.

The below is from an NPR interview of commentator Aaron Freeman: 

Good list. Here’s a few more of mine.