The first half of that first image is cute while the second half is nightmare fuel.

Damn onions.

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Just to add to how ridiculous this ad is, our protagonist is watching a Dota video in Windows Media Player.

Cecilia, I just want to say how much I appreciate your role as Kotaku’s resident Weird Shit People Do on the Internet reporter.

As both a gamer and a home theater buff (and a writer... And guy who vacuumed last week... And guy who sneezed 10 minutes ago,) I can tell you that the reason every review focuses on the 4K HDR upgrades of the console is because that’s the entirety of the marketing for this thing. Not a lot of people are buying the…

Using Destructo Disks? Oh that Goku. Always stealing other people’s techniques.

Well, no one buys an XB1 for Japanese games, unless they’re completely uninformed, so this isn’t really a big deal. You want Japanese titles, especially niche ones, you get a PS4, with the Switch getting a good number of them too. You want big hairy men with guns, get an XB1.

Omfg, “Turn games into a slot machine”.

They killed Dead Space with their stupid micro-transactions, and now we will probably never see a new game from that franchise.

sounds a lot like they want to make it more like destiny and less like uncharted

what a dang bummer, and I just watched a video about the Dead Space series and how the EA higher ups messed with the series’s intended vision :/

The game has been in development since 2014. When he says “we weren’t being political,” I think he’s referring to their decision three years ago to make a Nazi-killing sequel to a Nazi-killing game in a Nazi-killing franchise that’s been around as long as Donkey Kong.

The weird disconnect of our soldiers being heroes for fighting and killing nazis en masse, but depicting the killing of fictional science fiction Nazis being “wrong” is all too bizarre.

“In Wolfenstein’s case, it’s pure coincidence that Nazis are marching in the streets of America this year. And it’s disturbing that the game can be considered a controversial political statement at all.”

Wolfy 2 has been in development for years. The notion that they’re trying to make some sort of comment on current events is far fetched. Very excited for that game.

Maybe he should have been hoarding those overpriced SE collector’s editions instead. He could have at least doubled his gains that way.

One thing to do is check if the game is supported by GeForce Experience. If it is, just let that pick the settings for your machine for you, since it’ll generally do a good job, since they have real data about how it performs on your CPU/GPU combo. If it still runs slower than you’d like, just hit the override and…

Every big new game gets PC performance threads on forums like NeoGAF and Reddit. If your game isn’t running well, visit those threads and skim them until you find people who claim they’re having no problems. These posts are easy to find, because they’re always some variation of: