Can I still say just that the kickee completing the tackle is REMARKABLY impressive?

That was amazing.

I feel like James Harden is basketball’s version of Compubox’s Floyd Mayweather.

I’m sorry, is that a dis on the 2002? You are now uncool...

You can overcook/glaze brake pads after one hard stop from 60 mph? That thing should be able to go multiple laps around a track without any fade.

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

pretty tough, unless they were armed.

It sounds like they faced it down, thought they were safe, and then were caught by surprise when it attacked. Hard to think clearly when you’re getting mauled.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

If the cougar attacks, fight back aggressively and try to stay on your feet. Cougars have been driven away by people who have fought back.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

She’s a man because a random internet commenter and a deranged congressional candidate say she looks like one? Ok.....

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

Eh. Nah. I’ll probably enjoy it. And I’m not any sort of marvel fanboy. The first installment made me laugh. I want to say you enjoy it if you don’t overthink it, but that makes me feel like I’m saying it actually sucked, which I don’t think it did. I can’t really think of a good comparison? 

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While I generally agree with you about dudes coming in and posting braggadocious sex things, I sort of feel Masshole James has been around long enough that I don’t even side-eye his lecherously gay ways anymore. Maybe I’m just desensitized.

I didn’t mind your almost chuckle-worthy dick joke and funny gif.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

I want the Warriors to win, but more than that, I want to see elimination game James Harden. I love nothing more than watching him slowly loaf to either end of the floor throwing up bricks that could be airballs, while he stares off glassy eyed and coughs up double digit turnovers.