.... I mean, having a fox could be way better than having a dog. They’re so cute!!

I have a plan I’ve dubbed “The Procedure”.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

The Philadelphia 76ers Should Blow Up The Team And Not Worry About The Short-Term Consequences

If you have all the draft picks, the other teams will eventually grow old and die. You have to think long-term, sheeple.

put it straight into my veins

They just need to actualize their weakness.

Which step in The Process is having two 1st pick overall point guards with horribly broken jump shots? I seem to have lost my flowchart.

“How they responded to the employees’ behavior was solely at their discretion.”

The image at the top is precisely what I would have pictured had you given the story and nothing else. Just some beyond middle aged guy who must not be interrupted while conducting the very important business of conducting very important business.

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

sadly I’ve dealt with attorneys who rather dispose of the case quickly, and like I tell the kids “if you’re not guilty why would you plead to a guilty charge.” and when they have an attorney pushing the plea deal it makes the treatment harder because the justice system has effectively failed

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

If Mr Polanski wants to be reinstated, he should be able to be reinstated. Provided that he submit written justification for reinstatement in person to the Academy’s offices in California.

Embiid is an asshole like 60% of the time, and the Celtics most unlikeable player is arguably the nicer Morris twin. It ain’t that close for me.

This should help

both tatum and redick went to duke, if that helps

Not to mention, this article’s explanation is completely wrong!

A big star (his name isn’t coming to mind) said Maggie Haberman unfollowed him for continuing to ask that question. You’ll enjoy this, I think

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.