my sister got super pissed at me a few years back when those ONE bracelets were really popular. she said I should get one, and I said “what are they for?” and she said RAISING AWARENESS (I think it was for like starving children in Africa). and I’m like okay...so how does being aware of starving children help…

I had the pleasure of being 16 at the time. Also, being pickled in a society telling me to put up with that bullshit since the time I was...hmm, I don’t know...3? But I appreciate your point.

Yeah so when I lost my virginity, I didn’t bleed. My boyfriend yelled at me and accused me of lying to him (I didn’t). I cried and felt terrible...for being a (cis) female. Yay! PS I came out a few years later...thank God I realized I’m gay.

A few hints:

-You can’t be “racist” against white people. All that happens is that they whine and cry. That’s it. Nothing else.
-You also cannot be bigoted against annoying, whiny, crying white people. Acknowledging their existence is not bigoted because again. All that happens is that they whine and cry.
-Brown, yellow…

Also, not gonna lie, I don’t have any particular allegiance to calling the colors their current names, especially if it’s to accommodate/ making life easier for people with colorblindness. Why would that matter so much?!

All ‘dem homoerotic chickens and their gay eggs...

Hi! I wanted to get into rehabbing but I didn’t have enough hours in the wildlife center to take critters home :( plus cat.

What kind of animals do you normally get?

I, too, only think people should be discriminated against...fairly...

I was over at my friend’s apartment once, and a BAT flew in the window. He was freaking out, and I was just like “grab a laundry basket.” It was hanging out (lol) near the wall, so we trapped him and dragged the basket to the window until he flew out. I felt very proud of myself that night (he’s a big guy, and I’m a…

I’m moving to Portland from Houston next year and I’m kind of worried about that. Only 1-2 of my close friends are white...I don’t look forward to hearing a bunch of ignorant shit from progressive whites there.

It’s funny you say that - my friends and I were discussing this recently. I really do think Europeans are more openly racist, but somehow also more progressive? I visited my aunt in Germany earlier this month, and she used a really offensive term to describe dark skinned people, but then went on a tirade about how…

This reminds me of something I’ve seen on the internetz.

Things white people consider racist:

I think Dora’s point was that there are plenty of racist people who deny being racist. And there are. Also, white liberals often say they aren’t racist, and do/say racist things out of ignorance - and then get mad for getting called out rather than attempting to apologize/fix the behavior. Also true.

I, for one, appreciate the original comment. I love making fun of how whiny white people can be (including myself).

who even said that?

I’ll give you a hint: no one

Palin WOULD cite breitbart.
“Ahmed’s father, as Pamela Geller points out, is an anti-Islamophobia media gadfly.”

and “anti-Islamophobia” is bad...why?

I HAVE THAT DREAM SO OFTEN. and I never actually did that?? so why do I keep dreaming that I got an F in an imaginary class because I forgot it existed?

exactly! people saying “Scientology isn’t a religion, it’s a cult” just makes me say: and what exactly is the difference between religion and cults?

As others have pointed out, this is ludicrous. What is “attractive”? I am highly attracted to butch dykes, but I’m certain the researchers would not consider them attractive. SO basically this study is finding that...heterosexual women are more likely to be attractive...using a heteronormative beauty ideal. And this…

I like it because I always imagine if I were in a bad situation I would be screwed and would have no way of getting out of it. These stories give me ideas on how to escape shitty situations.