Look, I get why conservatives want to minimize the impact of racism and the alt-right because they are embarrassing in modern society. But blaming someone else when you get called out for hanging out with assholes doesn’t make them less worthy of attention. They could have a point. It is an opportunity to better…

You want to have some real fun? Go their website and say, “Well, my kid has an immunodeficiency disorder so everyone should be forced to get all their vaccines.”

Could be. Could also be that it is like asking what my 10C homeopathic cold medicine has done for me. I mean, I take it every day and didn’t get the cold last year, so it must be working, right? Or something else like proper handwashing and avoiding sick people?

“Black people talking to other black people? (Impossible for me to be in on that conversation, but I’m giving this a hard ‘no’.”

The good news is that this is a yellow/orange/red system and the largest population of colorblind people have red/green color blindness. Further, there are more women that are servers than men, so the fact that r/g colorblindness is significantly more prevalent in men than women also helps. So, yes, this system would…

I’m comfortable having Genie Scott and Temple Grandin as heroes and confident that passing that on to my son will be a lasting investment.

“The right has to use facts...”

And the brain dead right wing insisting that every request for facts or some social neutrality is an attack on religion or unpatriotic or a war on Christmas or the second amendment or “you don’t support the trooooooops!”

Nothing sweeter than seeing a troll lay out bait, get put in his place, and backtrack faster than a Trump Tweet after someone just got fired.

I’m not saying you’re a liar, I just want to know where you honestly found any area on I-4 that gave you enough space away from the “Sunshine State” license plates to go over 45mph.

Just want to remind you that it goes on in female dominated industries as well. I’ve worked in tech before, so when I say that a few of the most disgusting and blatant sexual shenanigans come from women as well, you can bank on it. Those tech bros are the worst!

Are the “meritocracy” people the same ones crying about how unfair it is that Tebow can’t work because of his beliefs?

Despite all your attempts to appear progressive, all of this is negated by one simple fact: You believe you know more than every individual about how they can live their lives and even want to be treated.

“This country, regardless of your feels, was founded by Christians.”

Bullshit. If someone was being assaulted (depending on the state, but it is true in my state), I can apply force to stop the assault. I can use deadly force if I feel that life or limb of a human is in jeopardy. If I shoot then call or call then shoot, that’s up to me.

“They will put a drunk woman that they overserved on worldwide blast for complaining on their voicemail about why they threw her out for texting...”

“...emotional support dwarf hamster” 

The growth of the middle class and the entire booming economy as a whole from 1950-2000 is what happens when progressives and unions join forces.

Did you give birth to the chihuahua? No? Then you aren’t her “mother.” She isn’t your “fur baby” despite what hoarders and lifelong maids tell you. “Companion” might work, but really, don’t bullshit a bullshitter.

Shooting someone doesn’t guarantee their death, but depending on your aim, it increases the probability. Of course, you’re the type to just argue that they would’ve died from a heart attack anyway if you had just pointed your finger and shouted “BANG!”