ohmyclarence
ohmyclarence
ohmyclarence

I super agree with this. People forget that the original pokedex entry of Tangela states (and I’m paraphrasing here) that Tangela is basically a human that got lost in the woods and tangled in some vines.

Why would a pokemon steal keys?

Ahem, those Gen V pokemon are actually well designed imo, using the fact that they are based of inanimate objects isn’t really a strong argument when there were 1st gen pokemon based off magnets, balls and literal slime

Those barely look like Earth-like creatures like the first few generations.

Yeah, these designs are actually memorable. The more recent games have been adding a lot of monsters that all just sort of blend together in a nondescript mess of pokemon-ish monsters. That isn’t going to happen with these.

Klefki isn’t a key; it just holds keys that it steals.

You forgot a picture of the literal pile of sludge.

Damn it. I wasn’t going to pokemon any more, but those are the best new designs I’ve seen since the original pokemon games. There’s another 400 hours of my life disappearing...

Except Klefki is a tsuchunogami. It's like a few other Pokemon (Drowzee, for example) based on Japanese folklore and demons.

Sounds like it might be time for a facebook friend purge.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Mama’s baby.

Well we were once their colony?

Jesus, please don't do that.

Whew...here I thought us Americans held the monopoly on stupidity.

Without Guns, they’d use Knives, if not Knives then sticks, if not sticks than bare hands. Mankind has been killing itself for thousands of years in all sorts of brutal ways, guns are only one such violent way we destroy our selves.

1) No right is absolute

Although a document written hundreds of years ago when people had single-fire muskets couldn’t possibly predict assault weapons in the hands of every citizen. Also, what happened to the “well regulated” part?

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

It’s almost like they made a computer game and weren’t overly concerned with real world physics!