Now prepare to get your heart crushed... cause that game can only end two ways: the kid dies or the griffon dies :(

If you’re not done by then you could always just evenly divide your day up - twelve hours per game.

Well- see. If she got raped, it’d be by a rapist. Not by one of those people who do the rape but aren’t rapists. See?

For real. Like, if the victim wasn’t asking for it, she should have left her vagina at home...preferably locked up in a safe. Totes not my boy’s fault!

Admittedly it’s pretty difficult, sometimes you just trip and fall into a vagina. It’s a pretty serious issue considering how many upstanding individuals have been subject to the trip-to-penetrate error. Personally, I blame women and floors for encouraging such behavior.

It sounds like he is surrounded by a bunch of asshole enablers who have always told him he can do no wrong. So shocking that he ended up as a remorseless rapist.

Probs couldn’t get into Stanford on merit, methinks.

The people around him sound like the affluenza kid’s parents. The way this girl talks is like the old timely rape laws that required a victim to demonstrate that she resisted (so an inebriated victim was never considered a real victim.)

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

And they got no time for people who didn’t pay attention in science class because last I checked the sun isn’t made of fire.

Hillary Clinton is not a billionaire but try again troll.

And she didn’t pull a Martha Stewart and used her insider knowledge to sell her common stock before the troubling reports became public?

It’s an Evee and the boy has red shoes.

You missed the best Pokemon games then...

Last time I saw such a gigantic wave of shit destroy a city, donald trump was in town.

Shock maybe? I’ve played and enjoyed every main entry in the series up to this point. I’m one of the few people who genuinely enjoyed XIII (especially the combat in that one). Part of me is struggling to believe that this is really what the final game is going to deliver.

Excel?

Almost too perfect.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.