He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his…

Silly, it’s going to be a dome with a big, beautiful hatch on it to let in the legal aliens.

Trick question! Any Muslim that says men are superior will be banned entry #becauseSharia and any Muslim that says men and women are equal will be banned #becauseFeminazi.

Noted white nationalist for Chief Strategist (Steven Bannon)

Don’t worry, I’m sure that this will be the thing that makes everyone in the grays realize their absolute hypocrisy.

This is the guy who created the “Crosscheck” system for voter suppression which may be responsible for Trump’s taking the electoral college.

I literally just talked about this in the previous article.

He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens

There just aren’t enough facepalm gifs in the fucking world for this.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The first time Trump gets into a snit with the CIA/FBI, etc., those state secrets will be all over Twitter by 3 am.

You know, I bet they’ll find some more stuff at a convenient future time.

trying to keep my kid on the side of non violence about politics is very hard for me right now. she’s 8 and wants to punch trump in the face. Now she always adds “with words” after she says something violent. Her own little trumpian loophole...”i’m technically allowed to say that”!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TRUMP VOTERS

On Nov 9th, I had a panic attack. I realized that 75% of my country either doesn’t care about others or doesn’t read. None of this is normal, will white men always be able to project their own deficiencies on women? What of people of color? Jeff Sessions being in charge of civil rights in this country, is this where…

Interesting how most of the press is covering NOT A DAMN THING, isn’t it?

I kind of want to punch that dude in the face. What is happening to me? I used to be non-violent.

I’m still having a hard time accepting that he’s really our next president. Fuck it’s so embarrassing

You guys, I’m a little worried that Trump’s business dealings in foreign countries full of brown people aren’t going to fix the economic anxieties of his supporters.

The Disunited States of Oblivion.