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Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Uhh no, Odor shoved Bautista first, his intentions are clear. This isn’t medieval England, you don’t need to formally verbalize your intentions, they’re pretty obvious.

Nice to see that an NC State homer stopped fucking his cousin long enough to log on to Twitter.

Should the punishment for fighting depend on how good you are at it?

That was not a sucker punch, it was just a punch.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Hilldog would get steamrolled by a Cuban/Barkley ticket.

Mein Drumpf

It’s amazing, isn’t it? Every couple of months my wife takes the dog for a couple of days to go visit her sisters for the weekend. I’m always so excited to have time to myself. 5 hours later, I just want my wife/dog back.

100%. Three years ago we got a dog because I work from home and ‘wanted some company’. Today, this dog which I love, is such a pain in the ass that I just wish I had some time to myself. Every few months I find myself googling ‘Rotweiller life spans’. It complicates every night out, every vacation, every trip to run

I guess it’s not too surprising that Reverse Barney hates everyone.

There’s no evidence any hacking took place. Unauthorized use of an account is not, on its own, hacking. If I get up from my desk and you sit down and type out a tweet on my account, you didn’t hack me.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You’re assuming that if Steph had 50 shots he’d make his last 26 at the same rate he did the first 24.

Zero snark: that last quarter was a blast and I’m so happy I got to see it live. I’m really gonna miss watching Kobe play, dude.

Two words:

Hoo boy, that take’s a doozy

“Respect, learn what it is and show it next time.”

I think it’s a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation