Does it come with it’s own Xenomorph?

Roll Tide, amirite?

Don’t worry Briscoe, I’m sure that AR-15 will help you from the militia’s of the 1800s.

What do you have to protect you from the drones they’ll drop on ya? Jesus?

Hey man, I’m a librarian and my calf REALLY hurts.

And you definitely won’t see me in a Player’s Tribune article as I move on from the Dewey Decimal System to the Library of Congress System.

In my defense, I just thought injections would be easier in the Dominican.

Why use a gun when you could’ve just used a needle?

I’m sure he’s moved on to being a plantation owner.

What about fucking your sister???

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Sorry, but this article has little to no nuance.

Just take my +1, no need to get violent or anything.

“The injury that Odhiambo suffered is found most often in people involved in car accidents”

This is why I prefer baseball.

Neo-Nazi tears bring a smile to my face.

+1, good gawd almighty