I’ve been oddly zen about the election all day, but my anxiety is starting to creep back up. If a big state doesn’t get called for Clinton soon, I might be blowing into a bag by the end of the hour. 

I’ve never understood why someone gives a shit whether or not another person decides to have children or not.

I would argue that a woman in the public eye could loose weight by accident, but you don’t accidently work out for three hours a day.

I’ve never liked Jennifer Aniston. There. I said it. She was the worst Friend (yes, worse than Ross) and her presence in Office Space took something away from what was otherwise a perfect movie. I don’t think she can act. There. Said that, too.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

I don’t think this is about that. You don’t get into screaming matches in front of the kids and end up shoving one, however accidental it may have been, because you’re smoking too much pot.

They’ll be going on Trump TV.

she was smart woman with a good sence of humour. I hated when people discussed her looks, that she looks like a man.

Reading is for losers.

I dunno. I’m kind of a fan of Paul’chaim Jones

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

I’d have gone with The Beastie Boys, though that’s maybe a little too obvious.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

But a year in jail wrong?

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

However, I also love on House Hunters, when they show the third house, which almost always ticks EVERY fucking thing that they are searching for but is just 5 minutes further away than they want- and you find out they end up picking the shittiest house out of the whole selection.

Let’s take Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth) who has said she doesn’t consider herself a musician, rather an artist, a performance artist. And, for me Kim, is one of the most important artists in the last 3 decades.

And who cares if she can dance anyway? I am SO OVER singers putting dancing before singing, or being expected to dance. A handful of people can be athletic and sing at the same time, and they are pretty much either opera singers or Pink, who is a delightful freak of nature. Virtually nobody else should try it. The…

I feel bad for him. Kris’s only male child, the only one whose name doesn’t start with a ‘K’. He’s like an anomaly in that family

I love Solange’s dance moves because she always does look a bit awkward but she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s charming.