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That baby would never have been strangled if it was here legally.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

You might as well spend your time making fun of a lame dog or a kid with Down’s Syndrome.Get your shit together.

Someone go back and tell her that her future entails climbing on top of a disgusting old orange man for a living.

Oh totally me too. Jason Aldean is an asshat. I’m very very glad that there has been less of the stupid bro-country winning and performing this year.

Black Swan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ted, etc...

For the love of god don’t take the bait and bring out your dumbass wienergater troll.

“Oh, my god, cover her she’s HIDEOUS!!! Those CURVES, she looks like some regular woman on the street or something! Can somebody, I don’t know, find a tarp to put over her?”

Boy, rarely have I recalled a story that is so wildly plausible and implausible simultaneously.

Because an adult took her there.

I think this is quite obviously a bullshit story and it annoys the fuck out of me, because people will use this to try to instantly discredit the other women who are coming forward about Trump/groping, etc.

I’m sorry but if this movie doesn’t star Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton, then it’s not Beauty & The Beast.

In the spirit of pre-election James Comey / FBI Twitter feed:

I think he was good for one show and then repeated the same skits every single time he was on. Like, it wasn’t about being funny anymore, it was more about callbacks, which people seem to love more. There’s that, I guess.