I can easily be friends with people who do not share my views on Obamacare, or the TPP, or carbon tax, or any of a thousand opinions on which good people can have different views. But something as fundamental as looking down on an entire group of human beings because of their nationality or race? That is something…

He went to college at the University of Buffalo.

2003. I was into both Dave Matthews Band and the belief that Reggie Sanders could be my HR anchor. I finished 8th but deserved far, far worse.

I very rarely comment, but I’m a serial starrer of comments with very low standards. Does that make me a good or bad contributor to the comments sections of Gawker Media sites?

Here you go!

Thanks for everything, independent Deadspin, but thanks especially for Clark the Cub.

People are so enraged by this latest act of me-first, glory-boy team-building that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States.

Even without the whole Westbrook stinkeye/drunk text hypothetical, Draymond not kicking Adams’ dick and balls might still have kept KD in OKC. Without that dickballkick, he’s not at the flagrant threshold when he dickballtaps LeBron, doesn’t get the automatic suspension, Golden State likely wins in 5.

It’s a funny comment, but obviously that’s an exagger—

You’re right, obviously, but I’ve still yet to see anyone escape the simple fact that Manu’s infraction came first among the comedy of errors, and if called — technical foul because it was in the final two minutes — nothing that came after happens. It wouldn’t necessarily have meant “game over,” but it likely would…

This was cute and funny and all, but I was fascinated how near the end, it became super revealing about the current state of the NFL. This young child doesn’t know who Kevin Durant is, or that Peyton retired, or that the Rams and Cowboys are in the same conference, but he already understands CTE pretty damn well.

So you mean that we could conduct the poll again today and Baltimore would get a vastly superior team name?

Isn’t that already a thing? The run-off rule?

What is the acceptable limit on stealing office supplies? I’ve never taken more than a pen, but I want to up my game without crossing a line.

Sting is Bono without charm, coolness, or talent.

I hope Boban wasn’t in, for the sake of whomever was in the seat behind them.

He likes dinosaurs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers.

Oh god, seal the deal! My seal deal! I got to get to Sea Land! I’m selling five of their sickest seals to a third-world zoo.

What are the real 7 funniest movies ever?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.