I love how many times he alternates between “We need to help it!” and “We need to capture or kill it for money or food!”

Yeah, Whitehurst has grossed just over $17 million for 20 career games played in. A backup that close to the pace of a million bucks per game played has to be the winner.

I don’t even remember the game you’re discussing, but my first thought when reading that sentence about Dalton was, “Well surely Ryan Leaf topped that at some point.”

believes in such archaic ideas about the difference between the sexes that there are practically cobwebs dripping off his words.

That’s tragic, obviously. Still not sure why it means that hitting a 4-year-old in the scrotum with a stick is ok.

Wait, your ACTUAL ARGUMENT is that shaving a teenager’s head is not just worse, but significantly worse, than hitting a 4-year-old in the scrotum with a stick? That’s the hill you want to die on? Not to mention your apparent belief that humans are only capable of disliking one thing at a time.

who gives a shit what the “official” recommendation from WHO is?

Team No Wings.

This is good sidespin.

“Nobody has margaritas with pizza” is the best line of the entire series.

I fail to see what Beverly Hills Cop has to do with this.

But those who put up a poll asking if he should be playing in the national team or not, you guys are off topic, that is wrong.

Read the linked story:

(We are talking about you, here, so you should dislodge your hand from the inside of your nose and pay attention.)

Holy crap, there are FOURTEEN of these movies? I remember laughing when ads for World Pup and Seventh Inning Fetch came on TV, but I had no idea they kept going.

Seriously. The runners probably didn’t retaliate out of sheer terror.

Can anyone with better NBA knowledge than me explain why the Warriors, and Curry especially, looked SO much better in the 4th than the rest of the game/series? I know fatigue has been heavily cited, and I’m sure that had to be a factor for Cleveland, but I’m curious if Golden State made any adjustments or ran things…

22.0 for his career.

There’s footage of Gronk posing, running on the beach with a posse, and pretending to know how to read:

I actually won my fourth-grade spelling bee when the runner-up misspelled “nuisance,” then I nailed it. I was so happy to finally win something. Then the other kid told everyone that of course I got “nuisance” right because I was one. Confusingly, other kids thought that was genuinely hilarious and soon everyone was…