I swear to god if 2016 takes one more goddamn thing away from me....

I am a former chicken dresser. As a young girl, living on a farm we didn’t have a lot of dolls so I dressed up the chickens. We weren’t supposed to bring them in the house but I did, almost got caught, and in a spark of “brilliance” decided to hide it in the toilet and close the lid. My Aunt talks about coming in the…

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Fun Fact: before my older sister was born, my parents hadn’t particularly narrowed down the list of potential names. A few minutes after she was born, the nurse came in while my dad was holding her, cooed at the baby, and said, “What’s her name?” Without missing a beat, my dad said decisively, “Ann Catherine.” My mom…

I enjoyed Flip or Flop one time. It was a couple weeks ago. They LOST money on the house. It was fucking glorious.

Man, I’m sorry, I’m sad that you feel this way. I streak and skinny dip at various events where that’s allowed (and cameras are not), and I always do a little internal smile when I see women who aren’t supermodel skinny with perfect bodies proudly getting naked. I always found seeing a variety of female shapes and…

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

“... I’m skeptical of successful men who have never been married and have no children.”

It is possible that shelwood was referring (albeit rudely) to the fact that all women were punished for speaking out on diversity, regardless of race.

Yes! You’d win the money then do my most favorite thing ever, go shopping. Of course, everything was overpriced but what the hell.

I was a vegetarian for years. I also have a dog who has a wheat and corn intolerance. I’m that yuppie buying that raw refrigerated dog food. I made the decision to be a vegetarian. I also made the decision to be a pet owner. My decision to not eat meat because i saw a full chicken truck every single morning on my…