He’s just saying “My heart! My heart! kickstart my heart!” Over and over.

Donnie Iris passed over yet again for the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

+1 Moon.

Never thought I’d see Lorain called out on Deadspin! It’s a good day

“Michael McDonald ruined the Doobies!”

He just found out the Doobie Brothers tour isn’t playing Cleveland…

MATS WILANDER? FUCK YOU! BJORN BORG! BJORN BORG! WHAT THE FUCK, MATS WILANDER?!?! THE HELL WITH WILANDER!! BJORN BORG!!!

My first thought after seeing him was that he has to be from Parma, or possibly Lorain.

Somebody scratched his Firebird.

Well, the batter fouled off a 2-strike pitch, and the batter is playing for the home team, and the fan seems to be saying “hey that a boy, that a boy, come on”

thats jermaine clement if he was forced to live in Parma for 2 years

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Pedophilia is much more ‘exotic’ than regular run of the mill heterosexual rape.

Yeah, someone linked to her cover of Jolene a while ago, and it was really impressive. im not a fan of her thirsty, obnoxious ass antics, but her covers do show a bunch of talent.

I don’t really care for Miley Cyrus or Mariah Carey.

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

Once, this man would use his hands to create magic on a pitching mound that would leave an entire city breathless with awe.

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

Can we just shut down this racist, xenophobic, Trump-wannabe shithead right now? No point feeding his sense of self-importance, we already know where this kind of press leads.