“Gee, I’ll bet you’re fun at parties” says local man with multi-paragraph rebuttal to sports argument

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So the CBJ/Caps series started with 4-3 and 5-4 OT wins that were flukey as hell

The Blue Jackets were swept in the season series with the Lightning and scored three total goals.

As one of the few CBJ fans to come here, I love all the backhanded “compliments” Deadspin throws Ohio’s way.

I have a question. Is that a white car with black spots or a black car with white spots?

I demand a new Jalopnik video series of every Jalopnik contributor sharing with us seven interesting things about themselves. And no cheating, like the fact that the is a church in north Georgia called The Torch--that just happens to have the same nickname as Jason. Or does it?

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

THIS is the 2000 Toyota Avalon. That’s right, today I’ll be reviewing a 19-year old large Toyota sedan from the middle of the Boring Era. It’s just like the one your grandparents probably traded in last year. Just kidding - they’re probably still driving it!

Yeah, a few grand didn’t make much difference when I got my 15-year adjustable-rate loan for my F-250 King Ranch.

Paul Holmgren, call for you on Line 1; Paul Holmgren, call on Line 1. Thank you.

Can’t wait to see which NHL team bets the farm that Bob is going to be the first non-disastrous UFA signing. 

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

I don’t think the Range Rover got stuck so much as it decided to just break at the worst possible moment. Oh well, keep calm and carry on I suppose.

Because it’s a Saturn Sky, not a Corvette.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Them are some nice mirrors, its like I helped work on the prototypes or something

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

The lengthening list of behaviors that you have to practice in order to avoid paying too much for a game that you may not want: