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Life without parole for Mustang driver should be sufficient. Let the piece of shit rot in the darkest of holes.

If you’re low income, don’t buy multiple non running vehicles.

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Even I think you’re way off base here. A 300? He’s not selling fentanyl in downtown Philly, he’s commuting.

Me, a Very Tech Person: Electric cars don’t need a grille!

So This Is Happening

I knew they’d pull it off. (OK, that’s not exactly true, but I’m trying to sound encouraging.)

And on the 3rd Day, Jeepsus Arose from the Concept Car Grave... David Tracy went to junkyard tomb where Jeepsus was buried to weep... but the Tomb was empty! Jeepsus appeard to David Tracy and said, do not weep young-former FCA engineer, for I have died, been jump-started, and live again.

David Tracy ran to the town of

How come you think your 2005 car “may not last much longer”?

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

Ford and I need to team up. With the Jeep and F-150 name plates unfied as one, we’d be unstoppable.

John, I promise you today’s teens can teach me a thing or two about swearing

Hello, Partick Goerge! I am able to helping with you’re problem. Please contact me as soonest as possible with your credit card information so our group of locals tech workers can fix your softwear problems before they expire tomorrow.

Hello readers, I know you see my name and think “Oh goody, Tom is here to drop some car buying wisdom on me.” And

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

...I liked the color...

The four leaf clover on the side is for luck.