You want, like, a sticker or something?

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

This headline is reckless, David. Some young impressionable kid is going to read this article, and then think becoming an electrical engineer is a good idea.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

This being the UK, where guns are harder to come by, we actually hacked our dick off with a sharpened toothbrush.

Thanks man...that’s why I’m here, and they let me write fun stuff too!

Goddammit, Tom. Everything you write is just gold, man. Never seen anything consistent about financial responsibility or true car-buying help on any other automotive sites.

Fixating on a monthly payment as the “hurdle” for affordability is nothing new. Baby boomers with 15 or 30 year notes on RVs are a prime example.

What are you talking about? Craigslist is full of cars with V4s. Do some research dude.

I have an Alfa Romeo. I love my car. I would NEVER rely on it for daily transportation. But it’s 34 years old and cobbled together from three different cars, so not an experience that’s applicable to a new one. The car is honestly over-engineered and possesses some truly amazing tech for a car designed in the 1970s. Ch…

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

you said it out loud

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I had to work while y’all were down. Don’t let this happen again.