Sidewalls too small

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If you wear skinny jeans, do some squats until you can’t wear skinny jeans anymore.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If…

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

What the Jeep dealer giveth, the sands of time taketh away.....and then promptly deposit in David Tracy’s driveway.

Commence David Tracy buying crappy Jeep jokes in 3, 2, 1....

Ahem.

“His handlers, Corpus Christi Fiat, are concerned that if he is not returned home he may pose a danger by offering HUGE SAVINGS to those that may not qualify for such discounts.”

Nope, definitely nothing on the market which exceeds those specifications.

Have you heard of the lord and savior Fiesta ST?

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

If you send David Tracy to cover this, I’ll pick him up at the airport and drive him to the sand dunes.

Plot Twist: This is an elaborate Jeep PR stunt, and the car that will be revealed upon the garage’s excavation is actually the new 2019 Wagoneer.