The classic “I don’t know what ‘inaccurate inference’ means, so I will pretend that the phrase wasn’t used.” You could donate your organs to people who have some semblance of intellect! Maybe your eyes could go to someone who actually knows where commas go.

I love it when people make terribly inaccurate inferences and don’t know when to use commas; it confirms that they should stick their heads in ovens and donate their organs!

Here’s a strategy to make yourself useful: register as an organ-donor and then stick your head in an oven. kek.