so sweatshop workers should just “find a better job?”

I’m not saying they need to make 1 million per game. But at least 25/hour plus glam costs.

I woudn’t say “nobody” wants to pay professional dancers. When I occasionally attend bachelor parties, etc.... I always pay the professional dancers. Preferably in folded up $5 bills. :)

And yet the pretzel vendor gets paid at least minimum wage. :)

Sprayed on latex....

That poor thing. I have no idea how she manages to breathe, much less fight. Unless her outfit is actually painted on, which would explain a LOT...

For some reason I’m trying to imagine how you would make a leotard that goes inside the belly button.

“How am I supposed to masturbate to this? This female doesn’t look anything like a prepubescent child.

Well, I get that she was harder to masturbate to. Those poor guys must have been so distressed

I think the same happen when you go to a new place, where you never have been, by one road where you never had passed. Cause when you come back, despite being the same road, the way looks closer! The first time when you do the road your mind absorbs new information and is it who makes that way looks longer.

And when you have new experiences, it seriously messes with your sense of time.

What no one else here has the balls to say I will say it , First off real life Yakuza while considered violent organized crime syndicates throughout the world, they live by a very strict code and honor they must follow. So while some call this man a hypocrite, the yakuza are not out there killing innocent civilians by…

Nothing to say about his comments. I just really want Yakuza 5. That's all.

Welcome to USA games.

Guns. Explosion. Blood. Period.

They could even promote Pikmin like it's a war game.

"You're".

Blood is not thicker than water, human bonds are.

I agree that GTA glorifies violence in a disgusting sensationalistic way, and this coming from a fan of games like Carmageddon and Mortal Kombat.

I have an addition to that theory:

When reading reviews on the internet, my rule is to always read a couple of the worst reviews possible. If they complain about things that aren't specifically the product's fault (the box came a little dinged up, was delivered late) or that don't matter to you (this edition doesn't have the 1979 Laserdisc commentary…

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