The lack of urgency by the onlookers tells you everything you need to know about why he tried this. Homeboy was looking to make friends and whiffed. Hard.

Okay let’s calm down a little. Last time everyone went all gaga over a young savant’s football IQ they went on to shit the bed in the superbowl.

Because only a miserable old fuck would do this.

I grew up in Houston during the Olajuwon era, trust me I want to root for the Rockets, but this 3's-and-free’s trash is not a team I can get behind. As for being better, they have not made the Finals in 7 years of Harden’s iso ball. He is simply not the guy to give them the championship.

He will never take this shot moving left. It will be game changing in that it will make his game much, much worse.

A fair statement. That makes me think there should be something akin to a handicap parking sticker for folks who need help with their cans (and presumably can’t afford a robot for the task).

What if it results in you getting fucked?

Pork is not red meat and it has a much smaller impact on the environment than beef because pigs have bigger broods, grow up faster, and use fewer resources than cows.

Westbrook getting amped in the opening minutes of an exhibition game about a shot that wasn’t even close to going in is peak Westbrook.

Same. Even if it’s not about a payday, I’ve no doubt he instigated.

Yeah, this is doomed.

Paul George is the real Keyzer Soze.

He will, this is about making an example of them for assuming he was just another punk black kid they could push around then sweep under the rug.

Sloppy work. They omitted his loss to Shirtless Fat Hawaiian minutes earlier.

According to a friend who worked on an upcoming season in Japan, they are already a thing. I want to believe Trace is the result of that, but the cynic inside me says it’s all part of a devastatingly calculated Netflix PR stunt.

Avengers, assemble! (elsewhere)

Precheck all the way. Took about 15-20 minutes to get it at the center I went to and it’s been paying off in peace of mind ever since.

Can’t wait to hear about how Gaston wasn’t following the office’s rules about guns and the security guard was bullied in high school.

Something about the way it was lit and Tom’s movement in those scenes made me second guess it.

Right, but BTS featurettes show he’s in a full mocap suit for all of those sequences.