This story is one of the best short-hands I’ve ever seen for explaining systemic racism to someone who may be ignorant of its existence.

If he did do some of those things he’s clearly horrible, but “my wages to do a nude scene weren’t as high as I would like” is a really lukewarm inclusion in this.

I find it hard to be dissapointed by an unabashedly drunk self consumed ass that he has always been known as and depepicted himself as. The bar was pretty much at a point where him being a shitbag is the status quo. I like his content but don’t feel any need to put him as a person in the same regard he certainly never…

Dude caught ball, brought into his chest, and extended it over goal line.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

Ouch, sorry.

The best part: He gets to keep his seat through midterms. That seat isn’t up for re-election until 2020, so this actually provides the Democrats more of a margin of error for retaking the Senate. Now instead of the Dem/Indy coalition needing to win 28 of 33 senate elections to take over the chamber, they “only” need…

My white wife, my hispanic self, and all of my friends, black and white, all voted Doug Jones. This wasn’t a race-only vote.

*6%: the 1% write-ins + 6% Moore got scrunched together.

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

If this was anyone but Enes Kanter it would be a thousand times better.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

Sean — and I say this with an incredible amount of respect for you as a writer (one of my favorites on the internet), a journalist, and a person — this is legitimately clickbait bullshit. The mountain of qualifiers heaped in the second half of this article practically unwrites the first and proves that point. Except…

My joke above was in reference to the often-baffling state of what constitutes a catch and what doesn’t in the modern iteration of the NFL rule book. I like to have a little fun with it sometimes.

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

Wilder should’ve been ejected for targeting.

When wishing someone success, a wise person will consider what that persons goals and desires happen to be, and what the result will be if they achieve success. The success of a person with despicable goals are not to be wished for.

I was at that game. 3 girls flashed us for cans of warm Coors Light.
Boobs also turn blue when they're cold.