Conventional wisdom says he’s 33 and his body is going to start to slow down, so he should be looking for a 4+ year max contract to start hedging against that but.... it’s LeBron James. So yeah, I like your idea. Force LA to build some semblance of a real team first.

Just when you thought you were finally going to see Antoni cook something....

Fuck that, I want a tshirt with the logo as designed on it.

And - “I’m having fun at the same time, cause I just like being out the house.”
Plus - Mowing in J’s
And then - “Just gimme a call, I’ll be there. On time.”

DeAndre Jordan just opted out, I’d take him over Cousins.

Texas-native here. I recently discovered I had a whole branch of the family tree who were California-natives. Somehow they are still racist as shit.

I ever see this motherfucker in the street, he’s getting a knee to the solar plexus, IDGAF.

Looks like all those ‘white hero saves hapless pale-skinned damsel from the bad brown people’ narratives had a tertiary effect — making white women who consume them useless as fuuuuuck.

I was leaning toward no until that lonnnnnng pause at the end. That doesn’t seem like a guy who’s selling snake oil, that seems like a guy who desperately wants to answer the question but can’t for the safety of his family.

Good thing she’s not gay, otherwise they would have been fully justified in not serving her. /s

Yet somehow I truly believe we’ll all be saved by a resurrected Sir Ian McKellen.

Dallas is trash.

Which episodes do I need to avoid so he’s a zerothought? Only ever watched one scene with him (pitiful fight against brilliant Lewis Tan) and I was done.

This is the whitest thing that has ever happened.

Nah, he voluntarily entered an objectively dangerous area without cause. Best he can do is a civil suit against the player and any reasonable judge will toss it.

This is funny because Chris Hardwick has the thirstiest, look-at-me, little man syndrome act I’ve ever seen, and he almost certainly has sex tapes of he and Dykstra that he would never share because he “didn’t work out that week” or “had a big lunch” or “it was cold”.

Thank goodness, I always knew I hated that guy’s face and now I have (more) justification!

Pretty sure the Bible in general is “disgusting history”.

Plz follow up with article once one of Sam’s many non-white colleagues dunks his pasty ass into bits next season, thanks.

Nice pontificating there, but the more realistic impact is some California judges will be incentivized not to give white rapists minimum sentences. And filling up prisons with white rapists instead of minor drug offenders sounds like the America I want to live in.