Glitter was better than Titanic.

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

As soon as he opened his mouth:

I like this person silently judging him:

Fuck you, Mike Pence. You Hank Hill’s father looking ass. You god damn funeral insurance actor looking ass. You fucking hateful lego figure looking ass. Go to hell, you fucking parasitic worm wearing a white wig coming out of Donald Trumps asshole. I hope you fucking rot.

I’m too burned out on this election to say something edifying so fuck this guy and fuck the other guy too.

I feel like all I’ve done in the comments lately is tell people to go fuck themselves but if the shoe keeps fitting...

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

Let’s all take a moment to marvel at the fact that Venus Williams won the tournament that year, and made it to the 4th round this year.

He’s like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she’s an interior decorator.

Can’t

I don’t trust Hispanics in politics. For one thing they are often biased on matters of immigration and labor laws and for another they can turn from robots into cars at will. And I don’t know about you guys, but I just don’t trust any politician who can also transform into my taxi cab. Or forces me to ride inside him…

Even less popular opinion (here): Jennifer Lawrence is a terrific actor, and is not overrated.

Emailed? That’s for old people, nerd. Snapchat him next time!

Emailed this POS yesterday and told him he was a huge disappointment and that we didn’t want him/he would lose.

Rubio is the Demi Lovato of politics.

God I love Bridget Everett