“and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and <b>yes I said yes…

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

It’s the classic problem of two people being friends for so long that one (or both) mistake that deep friendship for romance/attraction. Then once it becomes a physical relationship they realize the things that made them good friends don’t necessarily hold on as partners.

My daughter faced something less horrible but still bad in 8th grade. A boy touched her breasts and vagina in class and was saying some really inappropriate things. It had been going on for months and that was her last straw. She punched him, breaking his glasses and knocking out a few teeth.

In other Progressive News, Bernie Sanders is now polling at 99% among everybody!!!!

It also noted that 50% of students at four-year public colleges and universities have stated that they have organized

Maybe if you spent less time commenting on Deadspin you might realize that shit, man.

And now the league enters the tobacco companies stage of their history. It’s the one where they acknowledge the elephant in the room, which has become too utterly enormous for even the NFL to dismiss, but they’ll begin to shout WHAT ABOUT OTHER FACTORS YOU COULD HAVE BUMPED YOUR HEAD SOME OTHER WAY NOT OUR FAULT.

The NFL immediately released a statement saying that Miller probably suffers from CTE.

Well, they had to do something to avoid running a fowl of the public.

that an infamous quack is intimately involved in the league’s concussion program

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

Yoga: for fat people? Asking for a friend that is fat and is also me.

I want to be the first to say that I appreciate the fit of your tank top, the slight crook of your backwards cap and how awesome it must be to be able to transport so many things in your cargo shorts.

My wedding pictures show my ex-wife and a guy that lives inside my stomach.

This is really excellent advice. I love to snack. And I work from home, so I can eat whenever I want. I just make sure to stock the cupboards with shit that isn't terribly unhealthy: Brazil nuts, bananas, yogurt, cashews, wasabi peas, etc.

Follow up piece by HamNo:
"Work out. Eat right. Don't stop. Don't complain. Don't join a gym. Don't listen to music. Don't smile. Don't do that exercise you're currently doing. Don't enjoy yourself. Never stop."

One thing that helped me was keep track of what you eat. I recommend keeping a food diary (there are a ton of apps for it as well), although it is a lot of work. The thing is, you won't have to do it for the rest of your life, you will use it to identify problems and change behavior and then you can stop. If you…