MLS is as good as Liga MX? Are you high? How often has an MLS team even played in the CONCACAF Champions League finals? (2) Every single won of the 8 in the Champions League era (2008-2009 season) has been won by a Mexican team and 6 of those finals matched up two Mexican teams. The idea that the leagues are even in…

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

In fairness, they can’t suspend him for too long without knowing whether or not she was asking for it. I mean, you gotta hear both sides.

Real question: Is it me or has the product of this season’s NFL been just awful? Like I can’t think of more than a couple of games that were even decent. They all just look like amateur hour punctuated with tons of ticky tacky calls and commercial breaks for Beer/Daily Fantasy.

...and you’re buying tickets/paying taxes on a stadium/underwriting their federal tax breaks/watching them on TV...my point being: There’s enough to go around.

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

I’m from Texas, and the only effect I think it’s had is that it’s empowered me to better shit on Texas.

Hurricane Sandy took us out though. Even if the Russians don’t fear us, God does.

not quite horror, but I will always stan for Signs. also 28 Days Later

I CAN’T AND I’M NOT

Pleasant! I went a few weeks ago and got stoned and then had some wine at a little wine-tasting hut they had set up on the orchard. Great way to spend a Sunday.

I haven’t seen a tweet in hours I’m about to lose my shit

The Wendy’s frosty is trash.

[Extremely Tim Marchman voice] GAH! Chicago!

We’ve actually discussed a blog that discloses who each staffer is voting for, not because it’d be interesting but just in the sake of transparency. Do you, readers, think there’s any value in doing something like that?

Exquisite! Seriously, I’ve not had any. There were a couple of those moments where it feels like your body forgets its sitting in a chair, but no sickness. I’ve played this for at least an hour straight with no discomfort.

Wilson: What’s a v?

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

As stated repeatedly in the article, domestic violence != anger management issues. My dad was a horrible abuser. My mom finally left him after 20 years of marriage (because she didn’t want to hurt me with a divorce), and people couldn’t believe she would leave him. He was a great guy outside of the home, but a monster…