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Bryan Allen
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... But there’s a certain level of human violence I’m willing to accept from my sports. I don’t know how I define that line, but I know when I feel it’s been crossed

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

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I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

We interviewed Craig backstage after his ESPYs speech. You would have thought it was us who was being honored with the way he enthusiastically told us how good of a job we were doing. Posed for every selfie, hugged everyone who hugged him. Just a really genuine guy, something I don't see very often in my industry.

She probably already knows man.

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

I went through 14 months of chemo, radiation, and surgeries for stomach cancer and, against all odds, survived.

What Sager is going through makes my stuff look like a trip to the massage parlor.

This man has more stones than I thought was possible in a single human.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

+ 3 degrees of burn

From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

Worst. Winger. Ever.

I can totally agree that the dinosaur bones might not be put together right, it is a lot of guesswork when they aren’t found intact. But it takes a special kind of leap to go from say “You might have glued that broken glass in the wrong shape” to “I don’t believe glass exists at all. Not one little bit.”

Part of my Sunday routine for a long time has been watching the Sports Reporters, and thus John has been a large part of that routine. He will be missed.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.