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Part of my Sunday routine for a long time has been watching the Sports Reporters, and thus John has been a large part of that routine. He will be missed.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

This may be a top 15 gif, all-time. Very strong.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

I hope not. I like air.

I don’t know how to respond to that.

No, good comedians, Bill Burr jumps to mind immediately because he’s an actual fan. And also note that I said “who understand the game well enough” and further note that they’d be on HBO and would be free to say whatever the hell they wanted. Miller has been a hack since like 1996.

Pair the play-by-play guys to call the games with a rotating cast of comedians who understand the game well enough to talk shit about whatever’s happening on the screen.

I have a similar dream but mine does not involve commentators I just want HBO to pay for Thursday Night Football and mic up the whole field. No commentators, just pure audio stream from the field. I want to hear the shit talk before each snap on the line of scrimmage so bad.

Chris Hemsworth is thisclose to actually launching a career as a comedic actor. Seriously. He can’t open a non-Thor action movie on his own and the dramas failed. Basically he’s the new Dwayne Johnson. A tall, good-looking muscle bound man who shines more when he jokes and smiles than when he grunts and punches.

He’s made bolder claims:

Definitely the flu.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

I assure you, there is nothing “minor” about a herniated disc in the lower back.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.