Friend who doesn’t watch soccer: “What’s the deal with this Higuain guy? I need context.”

“You may be familiar with the name Higuaín, because his brother, Federico, plays for MLS’s Columbus Crew.” - John Strong, every time Argentina played to some unknown demographic of soccer fans who know MLS minutiae but don’t know the slightest about international soccer

Uh, or, we could let players select from among competing offers, like in-demand workers do in pretty much every other industry?

if Riley made certain personnel decisions, or if James altered his game in certain ways, it was for the mutual benefit of all.

I went back and watched the last 4 almost scoreless minutes again, and while everyone else is just watching the long threes flat-footed, Kevin Love is sprinting in from three point line, positioning himself for a rebound. Good for him.

YYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

You have something in your eye too?... must be contagious...

Just mix those fuckers. Life is too short to play it safe.

god damn it, Patrick

That was a bad decision by JK. He was so gasses and it costs him a game.

And now we most likely get to play a team whose best player, Lionel Messi, is in direct competition for best player in the world with a man whose team couldn’t beat Iceland. By application of the triple transitive properties of logic, the U.S. most assuredly makes the Finals.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

It’s up there with any team in any sport. Everyone remembers that the Giants beat the Patriots.

Peeps got jokes.