Man, I’m busy.

You got the first one right, but after that the top 10 is meh. Murcielagos, Lowriders, and Matamoscas should be top 5. Also, Perros Santos is brilliant BECAUSE it’s a dead dog!

You got the first one right, but after that the top 10 is meh. Murcielagos, Lowriders, and Matamoscas should be top…

Companies treating their employees like shit is the customers fault. This is a spicy take. I love that there are no other options in your mind.

3) Employees organize, unionize, and end these exploitative labor practices. 

Or they unionize.

What about Option 3: They use that revenue they’re generating to staff up properly so that they don’t have to crunch constantly?

I don’t think it’s fair to blame the customer here, they aren’t demanding an endless stream of content so much as they’re currently willing to pay for it. Epic is just pumping out as much as they can as fast as they can because they know nothing can stay on top forever

Something is going to have to give.

Trying to fix something terrible can be really fun. I used to arrange a lot of music, and I loved taking a boring song and making it better.

Castlevainia II: Simon’s Quest was a notoriously flawed game on the NES, that also got a fan made update (subtitled “Redaction”) which replaces the useless dialogue in the game with actual clues for figuring out the game’s cryptic shiat, and makes the jarring day to night transition interrupt the game for less time.

I…

It kind of makes sense, actually. If you remake a good game, you’re going to be compared to that good game, and probably come up short - and you don’t have many obvious places for improvement. Remake a bad game, though, and you have a huge list of obvious fixes to make, and can easily surpass the original even though…

Or flown Confederate flags. The Venn diagram of flag humpers and people who love to fly the flag of traitors has a weirdly large overlap.

Would like to state, on the record, that my ex-wife is not allowed to date or have sex with any rival men. Her being single is an asset to my bankruptcy case.

Still kicking myself for not getting a HE HATE ME jersey...

These fucking assgoblins left players in hospitals in away cities, had their belongings piled in hotel lobbies because they wouldn’t pay the bills and haven’t released these guys from their contracts so they can pursue other opportunities?

full price for everything? I remember when the XFL went under the gear was ridiculously discounted. I’m still pissed my wife gave away the XFL football I ordered for around $12 thought the liquidation sale. Collectors edition 

Their shop is still up and running, just so you won’t miss out on getting your kid his favorite Birmingham Irons player’s jersey for his birthday, baptism, or as an apology for losing his college fund on a bet whether the AAF would last a whole year.

You’re thinking of the XFL, which is launching next year and going to go GREAT, and DEFINITELY not repeat the AAF’s performance.

Clearly, they just weren’t standing hard enough.

I wonder how much their trademarks and team logos are worth. I could make some mint in a couple of years with AAF throwbacks!