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I think Bogut gets hit in the face by the ball. It's cracking me up.

Well I think that shows two things. It's stupid to judge QBs on super bowl wins alone, and that Eli Manning is a better QB that people want to give him credit for. He's doofy for sure, but the guy can flat out play. He's not on of the true elites of the game but Giants fans are going to be in for quite a shock

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Arby's is throwing some shade.

crab?

spicy-blue-cheese ointments

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

Sweetheart, I have three masters degrees and am finishing my doctorate right now at a Harvard peer. And Jesus, are Harvard people ever insufferable at conferences. Princeton, too.

Jesus Effin' Christ. Sounds like his real Ph.D. is in "I Don't Know WTF to do with My Life" from The University of Milking Daddy's Bank Account. I also guarantee that he is the world's shittiest tipper.

"Sounds like the voting might be, ahem, riga'd"