We dress like students, we dress like housewives,
Or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle, so many times now,
I don't know what I look like!

Repeating the secret name of the Dæmon Sultan Azathoth is a bad idea no matter what nation you are in.

His easy fondness for the Grotto at the Playboy mansion suggests he's happy to regard people as objects?

The later was one I never heard until the Gulf War when I overheard some assholes talking about "what we were going to do to that S___ N_____ Hussein".

But C.H.U.D.s make the best caddies!

Pinesylvania?

You've clearly never hung around a plastic surgeon's waiting room.

The neighbor of the Beast!!!

Premium members get genuine fly wings pulled off by an adolescent Eric or Donald Jr.
An (unopened) card sent from Tiffany to her father.
A Republican congressman's testicle.

But Fontanne and Lundt?!?

We've somehow joined the Warsaw Pact?

Hellllllooooooo nurse!

Minerva Mink's sloppily white-outed clevage is on standby.

He wanted to just be D'fwends.

Just to let you know, creeps were quoting Simone de Beauvoir to get laid for at least thity years, deflecting claims of prejudice by invoking their own disadvantaged social status for longer, recognized B school students were pricks longer still, suffered with inappropriate profs yet even longer, and, since the…

I remember lots of rich kids pretending to be poor ans explaining how having an eating disorder or dyslexia gave them a deep personal insight into institutional racism.

He's been immortalized on Regular Show: http://villains.wikia.com/w…

King of Kong, with apologies to Mr. G. Sumner. .

This song is an insidious ear-worm… and it promised me five minutes of relief if I post it here…

(Clutches photo of Ramola Garai, a single tear falling down my cheek.)