ohgoodygoody--disqus
Oh Goody Goody
ohgoodygoody--disqus

Well, if Brett died, there's space for one more employee.

If the tornado had taken a little longer he'd have cycled around to Crom, and I for one would love Glenn to become a theiving barbarian warrior.

It's a sponsored post by Bud Lite™?

I had to tweak the saturation on my tv while watching them yuck it up at the Rose Garden. I did spot one or maybe two women. What diversity.

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That way you can satisfy whatever pathological need you have to goad strangers into insulting you

Watching this episode made me feel like a precog. Every beat was obvious.

He's saying hi to his brother Nate who works at the Starbucks under Colbert's desk.

On the soundtrack to The VVitch.

It's not a critique of cock sucking, it's a critism of whose cock he's sucking.

Wait until you find out who he made into Trump Steaks™.

They kept showing commercials for Fructis HYDRAlyzing shampoo while I was watching the episode. Maybe Coulson is right?

She's just regained her D'DEW magical powers from Galavant.

You replace the caramels with astronaut ice cream and the liquid smoke with menthol?!? Monster!

You didn't get your coupon for one free child-size Wendy's Frosty in the mail?

It was pretty good if they cut down the tartar sauce so you could still taste the pickle. It was "Alaskan cod" iirc.

Isn't that the Shamrock Shake™?

Manny Martinez and Jerry Caiafa?

Hence the success of Darren Aronofsky's Waitress.

Full Fathom Five (plus 21 and 2/3rds fathoms)