Somewhere Blake Lively is adding you to her enemies list for comparing her to garbage rat.

I get the linguistic gender reasons you're using "Latinx" but every time I see it I imagine Dow or some petrochemical company branding team spitballing what to call the nerve gas I'm sure Steve King keeps pushing to deploy along the southern border.

Reince Priebus on "This Week" this very morning:

Tangentially referencing philosophers is like calling up a Voudon legba. The words sound important but ultimately it's gibberish nonsense to everyone but non believers. Plus, Baron Samedi is a much better dresser than Foucault.

Not once Rev. Richard Wayne Gary Wayne gets approved for Assistant Secretary of Education.

The FDA requires us to legally advise you each ticket comes with a complementary case of Donaghy Estates family of wine* products including:
Donaghy Select Cabernette
Donaghy Ultra-Rosé
Donaghy Clear
D'Fwine - "the only wine bottled on Fire Island"
Ridikolus Brandee

As a complete ass, Sean Hannitty knows a lot about 'total ends'.

He lost his freakishly long legs in the War of 2012.

I thought a Blockbuster was that abandoned building between the Rite Aid and check cashing place?

Is a lunatic cultists worshiping a malign alien power A) Better than Nazis or B) All that different from Nazis?

Yes, yes, we know about your FitzCube slash.

He's the figurative monster at the end of this show.

Man, Thanksgiving at the Seaver household must have been ghastly.

Pretty much everyone doesn't understand genetics. I've heard someone who was vehemently opposed to GMOs assure her guests that dinner was not just GMO free, but DNA free as well.

Only if he was dining with André the Giant.

If only it had been Better Off Ted. I actually watched that show.

It's like a five year old was trying to draw the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark when lightning zaps out from the Ark into the eyes of all the Nazis.

"It's like 'Left Behind' but the opposite thing happens."

Oddly her photo is just hm with a mop draped over his head.

But why did he choose Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing"?