"Former Fox New Personality Bill O'Reilly Dead of Self-Inflicted Loofahing."!

"Hitler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both published authors. We both made deals with the Russians, but I upheld mine, dammit!"

Nero, at least, had an interest in poetry and philosophy.

You're living in the future, aren't you? Score one for Criswell.

After their experience in the Nightosphere, I'm amazed either Finn or Jake can eat bananas.

I had homemade "tacos" in Edina, Minnesota that consisted of unseasoned cooked ground beef, a slice of American cheese, and iceberg lettuce.

🎼 Es wird heiß mein Herr…

So he skips the Simpsons and barely mentions Cheers - does he at least acknowledge the album he was collaborating on with Nelly?

Wait, this is the Book of Kells?!?

I am assuming a tearful rendition of "Papa Bear Can You Hear Me?"

It was Tug, but he married that Indian girl so his chances are shot.

Call it a hunch.

Is T. Herman Zweibel available?

Fox News 'to drop host Bill O'Reilly' after harassment cases
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/w…

Yes, but they'll pronounce it "ca-pitch-ee"

He'll retire to spend more time with his various families.

"Fuck with Bill Donohue (Figuratively, we promise!)"

Turn your crank to Frank!

"He's more Twinkie than Twink now, yellow and creme-filled"

Prince-asaurus?