TACO WAGON!!

Somebody's got to break Harrison's record eventually.

When will a brave legislator stand up and propose a law prohibiting anyone from instituting Sanrio Law?

Can't they just release a 90 minute slo-mo video of Kate Beckinsale wearing various bits of vinyl fetish wear and cut out the middle-man or the need for a screenwriter?

T R U M P T R U M P T R U

That's one talented snake!

Marvin Berry?

"Is Tuesady Mr. Donald. In contract it says Tuesday is the sex day. Shall we make the sex now or after you finish the Jumble?"

James K. Polk is a traitor to Real America™?

Casimir Pulaski Day is the opposite of gay, since it makes me weep copiously whenever I inadvertently hear it.

Stankonia Cum Laude

"Season of the Witch" (1966)
"Black Magic Woman" (1970)
"Witchy Woman"(1972)
"Abracadabra" (1982)

A white elephant?

Interestingly Trump's playbook is a July 1985 Playboy with a masking tape 'OK' over the 'Y' of the title.

Plus baseball!

I though she was in her Sistwenties.

Just wait until Hannah Arendt finishes her "For Your Consideration" piece "Eichner in Jerusalem"

His cover of "Remeber the Time" is atrocious.

While wearing leather biker boots?

An asshole? Yes, on a daily basis.