Shouldn't 'books' and 'Rush' be in quotes?

Violent All These Years?

"God - the Christian one - materially bless us, every* one"

Shouldn't you be writing Left Behind III: Rapture Arms Around Me, instead Kirk?

The Venn diagram for "things more attractive than Ted Cruz" spans most of the known universe.

But is it the same towel as Nick's on New Gir? Like Borge's Library of Babel, except as a towel.

Be My Frankenstein, coming Summer 2017 from SyFy. 14 graduate student, lab techs, and amateur necromancers compete to create life. On Be My Frankenstein, everyone is here to make some "friends".

Vedder a Debtor Abeter with Letter full of 'Cheddar'

So they were Lemmy-ings?

I didn't get this MLS to titilate your adolescent libido. The Pilates did that inadvertently I assure you, and I take those clssses for my cardiovascular health.

Man this cardigan suddenly got snug…

There's actually a new episode of "The Librarians" on tonight. It's junk, but it's new.

The spirits have ***urrrp*** done it all in ***bleeeeeccch*** one night.

May your Yule be by the log and all your eggs nogged.

I'm assuming 2016 ends with the Harlem Globetrotters' bus plunging into a freezing river where, soon after, all the vials of urgently needs serum are destroyed by the merciless waves.

I'm slathering myself in Smuckers as we speak.

Who didn't want a squirt gun that shoots jelly?!

Even but a crumb?

Nah, that was Dracula.

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