“He either didn’t hear me or chose to ignore me. You decide. I repeated it until he finally turned his head, pulled his precious phone away, and kindly said hello to Lily. (He’s gorgeous by the way.) I said again, ‘Jesus, Leo, don’t be such a douchebag.’ He walked away and with an adorable smile said, ‘I am a…

“which would have been fine, we can laugh at ourselves”

Christ, you are a giant asshole.

The “holding your nose” part comes from the knowledge that the person you’re voting for does things like take victory laps after facilitating Saudi arms deals that enables war crimes in Yemen and the mass slaughter of innocent civilians. Yeah, it’s a nose holding affair and fuck any single person who gives me shit for…

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been more embarrassed to be a straight white man as...

Oh, get fucked. It’s not enough that people who have profound actual disagreements with Clinton’s program have agreed to suck it up and vote for her? You need them to feel great about it, too? “The bare minimum” any voter can do to prevent Donald Trump’s sexism and racism from coming into power is to vote for Donald…