I now get my news solely from Gizmodo and The Onion. Life is a better place. Although I spend more and more time cowering under my desk.

No. Stop. Did you actually read it? It’s not believable, is an obvious joke, and people who fall for it need to take the loss and move on.

This is what is wrong with the world today. More and more people rely on social media for news. Fake articles spread like wild fire and people buy into them. Now it’s gotten to the point where the 24hr news channels are not only believing this garbage, they don’t even bother to fact check before putting their seal of…

Jesus Christ on a crutch some people are morons.

He clearly implied that the man himself was racist in his first response: “What have the racists done this time?”

Jesus, your job really is to just walk into the office, sit down, and ask yourself: “What can I call racist today?”

...and they seriously missed the boat by not grabbing a young Clive Owen back in the day!

Hate to break it to you but Elba’s what 44-45 ?

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

Game of Stones. C’mon.

“When William Hanna and Joseph Barbera’s original Flintstones cartoon first aired back in 1960, it was a clever, campy celebration of suburban sprawl and a very particular kind of middle class American Dream™”

I bet it gets REALLY dark when the encroaching global cooling arrives at their doorsteps and the food runs out forcing them to migrate out of Bedrock. Winter is coming...

That has nothing to do with it. If the first Virginian colonists had a 80% death rate based on the technology they had at their disposal and the first Martian colonists have a 50% death rate based on the technology they have at their disposal that’s what we’re comparing. Nobody is looking to compare how many…

And you’re back to playing the victim again. You repeatedly make comments that you can’t support. I’m sorry that you don’t like it when I ask you to back up your childish statements. That’t how the real world works. Sorry, no participation for you trophy this time.

Republican side of things is pushing back because the drastic changes the Democrat side calls for would threaten their way of life financially.

I’m afraid I do. You earned condescension by your silly unsupported comments. I gave you two chances but you were still unable to answer a simple question or make a valid point.

Wait, are you saying climate change alarmists took some normal non-critical issue and blew it out of proportion to illustrate how terrible Global Warming is because there are no actual examples of it? According to Bill Nye the Undergraduate mechanical engineering guy you should be jailed.

Why, thank you for asking!

My employer’s IT guys walked around delivering the news in person. Why do you (the IT team, not necessarily you personally) not have any latitude to send out critical enterprise communications without a week’s worth of approval chain? This seems like a major security hole.

No problem. Keep on describing what’s wrong with us and we’ll continue to fix your broken shit that you could have avoided just by being even remotely aware of how threats propagate. I’m used to getting yelled at, I’m used to getting death threats, yet I’ll remain calm and still try and fix the problem.