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I just checked out their Twitter account, and it looks like the Waterstones Corp account recommended Bridge Jones' Diary to the new social media manager. I chuckled.

They should sell their story before someone steals it.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

YES! Girl, we all know you write songs about your exes and can easily connect the dots, and it didn’t even take the internet a DAY to figure out Bad Blood was about Katy Perry. I like some of Taylor’s music but her complete lack of self-awareness in matters like this bugs the FUCK outta me. I mean... if she did in…

Also the victimhood angle is pretty silly given the fact she got rich putting out diss tracks about anyone and everyone who crossed her path, made no effort to hide who she was targeting and (I assume) never bothered to ask permission or give warnings. I like Tay but girlfriend, you got played at your own game here.…

Oh for Pete’s sake. The victimhood is too much. Like... yes, there are absolutely dickheads on Twitter that are probably taking this way too far. But I would suspect most people have an attitude similar to mine, which is that I definitely do not HATE Taylor Swift, but I will laugh heartily at her getting outplayed at…

This whole Kim/Kanye/Taylor video just makes every single one of them look petty AF.

I’ve been using this gif a lot lately but it applies here too:

i want to know how much money snapchat paid kim for this

It’s hard work missing the obvious irony in the music they listen to. Even back in the 60s Skinnard’s Sweet Home Alabama had a definite sarcastic sardonic tone to it, do they notice well not really. I love watching them blare out Born in the USA, it’s like their brains shutdown in between the main hooks.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

yeah even if it was private, it’s still fucked up. jesus. how awful.

That is the fucking worst, isn’t it?

You’re right, that does have a certain rhythm to it. I miss Douglas Adams.

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

This guy’s argument sounds like this encounter I had on a playground as a kid. Other kid hits me in the shoulder. I hit him back in the shoulder. He hits me again, and then proclaims “Now we’re even!”

So what I want to know is, how many of these people thought the other people were nuts?