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Chip is a douche. Forever and ever. Amen. I hope all their kids grow up to be extremely liberal and do their due diligence to FULLY EMBRACE their Asian background. I have a feeling they get no education on that at home. At all.

I’m always pleased by how handsome Isaac turned out to be.

You can add Baylor University to all the horrible things from Waco List.

Apparently Devon Sawa is living in Vancouver this summer mere blocks from my house. 12 year old me is having a moment and hoping for a run in.

That’s so odd. I’ve never been to Texas, but I immediately think Branch Dividians and fireball when I hear Waco.

I stopped watching them after 1. I saw chip wearing a Blue Lives Matter bracelet in the show, and 2. I found out they go to a church that is specifically anti LGBT.

I’m not an HGTV person, but I used to be able to stomach these two. These days, every article makes me want to strangle them. off the television.

We know a couple, both late 40s/early 50s with two kids, who call each other “buddy.” Sometimes it comes with a little edge, like they’re holding back from saying “dumbfuck” instead.

All I ever wanted was to be Christina Ricci in Casper so I could make out with Devon Sawa.

AND SPEAKING OF DEVON SAWA!!!

Devon reports that he and co-star Christina Ricci were never romantically involved, despite playing opposite one another in two excellent kid/coming-of-age movies.

This has been your Devon Sawa Update!

I can’t help but notice those most loudly claiming their race to be supreme are those I least want representing me in Stereotype Bingo.

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

Yeah I watched a few years ago and could not BELIEVE their pact to “get married if neither of us is married by 28" LOLOLOL TWENTY EIGHT???

Kimmy doesn’t want to drop out though. Michael is a dick when he finds out she’d rather finish college.

Me too! Michael was the typical “sensitive” guy who still 9 times out of 10 will go with the easy shiny choice. With the girl that is on the surface the pleaser. Who is also blond and cheery. And just peechy keen “perfect” whose sole purpose in life is to admire her husband. [the part where we find out she is dropping…

irrationally don’t like... we all have an actor or actress that we feel this way about = Drew Barrymore

And yet straight kids are never told to “keep their lives private.”

Dear Savannah’s parents: you’re doing it right. Dear stake president: you are not.

Good dad too. I’ve known him for about fifteen years and he and her mom are about as loving and supportive as it gets. I saw his pictures from Pride with them all wearing their matching t-shirts and I’m still talking about it online so I guess it was pretty damn cute.