And yet, the Republicans in Congress won’t be even the slightest bit annoyed with this (though a few may pronounce token opposition), even though it yet again neuters the idea that Congress is in any way not just another arm of the White House.

She’s so full of shit. Like Trump, Griffin lives for publicity, good or bad. She did this knowing exactly what the reaction would be and she knew her career wouldn’t suffer because the Red Staters weren’t part of her fan base to begin with (she may have also thought that this would make her a hero to the left.) She…

Based on this story, though, it seems more like the plastic surgery office, like a lot of small businesses and organizations, didn’t secure their data properly. I’ve had the same problem (my doctor’s office got robbed, personal information, including SSN, were stored on an unencrypted hard drive that got stolen).

Also, one good fire or flood and all the records are gone.

But on the opposite end of the spectrum, not having electronic medical records delays care and hinders patient safety.

Haven’t had a cupcake yet that had more than one bit of cake. They seem to be an excuse to eat a ginormous amount of poor quality frosting.

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

Cake is the lowest form of carbohydrate but even I will say that it is not as dry as cupcakes.

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

This is not very metal at all, Glenn Danzig.

No no things are in motion. It took months to impeach Nixon, for example. Investigations like this take months to line up evidence. There are dozens of people whose sole job is to churn away on this line up evidence, interview witnesses, confirm timelines etc. We don’t see it, but it is happening. To us it’ll be…

The Verge updated their story and has officially been pardoned.

It’s so disappointing to meet someone with a large deck and they have no idea how to utilize it

And Zaphod Cheetolbrox does his “I’m right here” hand thing, then tries his handshake bullshit. Macron stops him, this gives him the “You did your best, sport” arm pat.

The overall peppy-ditzy-basic-bitch tone of this series is proof of Kate’s talent. Kate, I didn’t know you had it in you. I always laugh and get a slight headache every time I read this column. And also:

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

Totino’s will forever taste sweetly melancholy.

Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man.