SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

Yeah, I look them too. Still don’t think they’re beautiful body parts.

Why is it that stupid people always underestimate their own stupidity while overestimating the stupidity of other people? I can just picture Trumpy cackling away that he could conveniently shitcan Comey to solve this Russia investigation business and both parties would praise him as a hero.

...Neither of them were dead in 2005...........

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

Pro tip, everyone: Don’t fry in olive oil because it has too low a smoke point. Use peanut or canola oil to fry so you don’t stink up your apartment and set off the smoke detector.

It is also worth noting that Lavrov is named in the Russian dossier the FBI is (was?) investigating, as someone who was actively involved :) Page 28.

Seriously, guys, Katy Perry is fine! Perry is in a reportedly “beautiful kind of Zen-like feeling place” out in California. 

Well done you! That’s fantastic!!!

“I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it.”

I watched the original interview and the article leaves out that all of this was said in a very light-hearted and facetious manner. He wasn’t seriously complaining about not being recognized. He was joking about it. I have fairly neutral opinions regarding Bacon but the article sort of misrepresents the interview.

Exactly. Attitude is great, recipes mostly look like typical midcentury glop. But all food from that era’s pretty bad.

Rather than deporting people who actually make positive contributions to our country, can we deport Andrew Wakefield instead?

if you MUST KNOW

wakefield referring to the somali community in minneapolis as simply “the somalis” and expressly saying he feels “no guilt” is all you need to figure out what kind of horrid person he is

Caring about other people is enough to get you labeled hysterical these days? Sign me up.

Lol - my birchbox subscription has gone from “fun things for Mom” to “tiny emergency toddler distractors.” The other morning I let him play with a mini Benefit highlighter...and then when I took him to preschool, I realized his face was covered in radiant glowing zigzag lines 😳

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t. Especially child-me. Child-me would have kept her mouth shut and fervently hoped no more slugs would come out of it and that the whole thing would go away. My capacity for ignoring things and hoping they go away developed early and stands me in good stead to this day...

The most effective horror often shows less violence... because my imagination of what could have happened to Barb is likely far more horrific than anything they’d show.