THIS SO MUCH

“I disagree with your existence, but can’t we be friends?”

Even though they don’t seem to grasp how far away their pot-bellied, inconsiderate, misogynist selves are from the heroes they want to pretend they are.

Soooo... basically white geekboys are throwing temper tantrums that their preferred media doesn’t reflect them? Huh. Wonder how THAT feels...

We love your platform. 🎈😘🎈

Same, but I got a platform and a slow news day so here we are.

I asked a guy out for lunch. He said yes. We agreed on the day. He said he’d call me that morning to set time. He didn’t call. I went by myself and ate a good lunch. I kinda looked for him as I sat in the crowded restaurant. I saw him weeks later. He apologized and said he lost my number. I felt pretty humiliated. I…

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

That Danish “o” is the tell.

One attack ad painted Ossoff as too inexperienced

I love those wash cloths to death, they are perfect for exfoliating. I bought one at my korean grocers and I never looked back.

Yup. Eczema sufferer here so I scrub my legs before I shave which helps cuts down on my scratching. God, the scratching.

Everything I know about housework—which is virtually nothing at all— I learned from my mother, who had grown up with servants, but who then married my father, a poor academic, and had to do her own cooking, cleaning, ironing, laundering, and child-rearing from then on.

Congrats. I’m a little jealous. My fivehead will never see the light of day. #bangsforlife

Dating myself, but I won a full set of Revere pots and pans (which I still use) and French White Corning Wear at the only wedding expo I attended.

Madeleine...you can’t just tease us like that. We need a picture of the manicure!

I have Edison bulbs and I love them. But unlike shiplap, marble, stainless and a bunch of other crap, I can just unscrew them and replace them for less than $20.

No Paige Davis, no sale.

the era of too-much shiplap