Semi-related: we got my sister a Tickle-Me-Elmo for Christmas when she was four. The package started giggling as she was opening it; she screamed and screamed and screamed. We took out the batteries and she loved it for years.

Canadian.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”

1. Kerry should have made this speech 2 years ago

I think the fact that it’s an unemployed, broke-ass, leech has the nerve to pull some incestuous fuck-boy shit to the girl paying his car note.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.

*Except for Emma. Every time I see her in Emma with that ridonk accent and “I’m being so twee, heehee” I utterly cannot.

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

Ahem, you better not be insulting skyr. Iceland has given the rest of the world so many great things, and skyr is one of the aforementioned great things!

Pleading guilty to all charges must be some new and innovative method of winning a case that I wasn’t previously aware of! I’ll try it with my next speeding ticket.

Or better yet: Trump Tower, ‘cause he’s not gonna spend much time in that dump in DC.

Good. Actions have consequences.

Huh. Wasn’t the whole “Wall Street Insiders” thing the reason folks didn’t want Hillary?

Can somebody please just disappear this motherfucker? I know Pence is lizardman wearing a barely-passable skin suit. I know. But I have a feeling Mike Pence is professional enough to not get us all killed over a fucking twitter beef.

I’m talking strictly about taking the best bad options, folks.

That’s really funny. In all seriousness, though, Presidential communication is public record, though, so he won’t be allowed to delete any of his horribly misspelled tweets, though I doubt that will stop him from completely disregarding public record rules (just like Nixon).

Why was Trump staring at Barney Frank’s tits?

Either way it really combats the idea of Hollywood being in the pocket of some liberal cabal. Certainly the talent leans liberal, as we see with Arnold and Rapaport, but the producers and the higher-ups, not so much.

Early 30s here, I’ve realized over the past few years that I don’t particularly want romantic relationships anymore.. Personally, I’m quite happy with my single life. I like doing my own thing, I like the peace and quiet of not having to stress about someone else or share space. I like the loving relationships I have…